Stick Wit'cha Entree and Get Over Your Side

"Don't Kill Me Young Blood! I Got Kids, A Girlfriend, A Wife On The Side!" -Pinky

I'm sure by now most of you have heard of the sex scandal that the Governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer, has been caught up in. But in case you haven't heard the news, this scumbag has been tied to a prostitution ring, also known as the Emperors Club; and has allegedly paid a prostitute, Kirsten, $4,300 to have matress mambo with her in a Washington hotel.

Anyways, dude got caught up by the media and his dirty laundry was exposed to the world. Apparently the guy is an exhibitionist because sources at Telegraph.co.uk reports that a "booking agent is alleged to have told the prostitute, named Kirsten, that the client "would ask you to do things that ... you might not think were safe ... very basic things"."..........whoa, weirdo alert!

So in lieu of staying in office, he has been asked to resign within the next 48 hours or he will basically be impeached. Not only is he going to step down from his position, but other consequences are sure to come. For example, his relationship with his wife? He also has 3 daughters who all look old enough to know what is going on. If you're placed in a high profiled position, wouldn't you have been a little bit more inconspicuous when dealing with hookers? Really? Out of all places he sets up a rendezvous in a hotel in D.C.? If you're the Governor of New York State, I'm pretty sure you'll be recognized in D.C. So what do you tell your kids?

"Daddy is sorry because he has some serious fetishes that your mother can't satisfy?"

Anyways, this dude gets the scumbag of the 2nd quarter award. I hope it was worth it homie!